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Sara buat movie marathon, padahal final exam dah nak dekat dan jamuan esok, well she thinks she well-prepared. Hah, yelah tuh. Tak sedar diri tu bukan genius.

Mangkuk nachos yang banjir dengan cheese, menghangatkan lagi suasana movie marathon yg disertai dia, dan dia. Sorang je. What the heck layan jela. Ma, sure tengah ingat study hardy gila nih. Hehe. Sara study ikut mood dan ikut berapa sikit tinggalnya hari baru nk mengadap buku. Lepas tu, tak makan langsung la, like being adhered to buku lah katakan. Ceh,

‘Enchanted’ jadi pilihan. Layanlah, ada Patrick Dempsey. Ah, Mc Dreamy. Man, he’s hot walaupun dah tua. Haha.

Dimulai, dengan karakter kartun. Pip yang gila kecoh. Dan Giselle, yang ala-ala sopan, baik segala je. Hah, fairytale. Arh, prince dia dalam ni cute. Gigi dia bersinar-sinar. Haha.

Dresses yang kembang-kembang tu semua cun belaka. Buat dari langsir pulak tu. Hah, creative patut bagi dia jadi fashion designer je, senang. Yang tak daya, kenapa semua binatang pandai sing along dengan dia. If only that’s in reality, agak-agak market industry muzik penuh dengan burung merpati yang menyanyi. Heh, merepek.

Prince Edward: Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?
Pip in New York: [clears his throat, squeaks] You with me.
[rubs "hands" together and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor]
Prince Edward: Nathaniel?
Pip in New York: [squeaking] Uh-huh. Nathaniel.
Prince Edward: Nathaniel's glad to have me near.
Pip in New York: [squeaking] No-no-no-no-no!
[imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear]
Pip in New York: Broop, broop, broop.
Pip in New York: [takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again] Giselle.
[imitates Giselle singing "True Love's Kiss"]
Prince Edward: Oh, I know this one.
Pip in New York: [as Nathaniel] Apple?
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York: No, thank you.
[as Nathaniel]
Pip in New York: It's good.
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York: Oh, okay.
[crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation]
Prince Edward: You feel you'd die without me here

Sara tepuk dahi. Ape ke slow la putera raja ni. Bersungguh-sungguh lah si Pip tu buat pementasan drama kat atas meja suruh dia teka. Dia boleh salah teka pulak. Sara tak rasa ni salah Pip, prince ni lambat sangat. Urggh. HAH. Emolah pulak tengok cerita ni. Ahha.

Kat park, Robert rasa bersalah lah pulak,

Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: [laughs] No, don't.
Giselle: You love her? / How does she know...
Robert: People look-looking.
Giselle: She's yours?
Robert: [interrupting] Don't sing. It's OK, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
Giselle: [speaks] Well, does she?
Robert: Yeah.

Rasa macam lawaklah like, every minute she wants to sing. Kalau akulah jadi Robert, maulah aku melarikan diri dari si Giselle yang menyanyi di public tanpa diundang. And yeah she sings, nasib baiklah suara sedap, kalau tak ade je yg rela tolak Giselle masuk dalam tasuk. Heh, how mean! And here we go, a song has started, pukulan tabla kedengaran. Oh yeah~

Robert: [Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing] He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

Sara gelak dengar Robert cakap macam tu. Dia tahu apa perasaan, bila semua orang tahu dan dia sorang je tak tahu. Heh, sakit hati, memang what the hell la. Rasa macam tertinggal flight je. Pakcik makcik tua pun join ronggeng sama-sama ikut rentak irama lagu. Sempoi la. Salute!

Giselle: [singing] Well, does he take you out dancing / Just so he can hold you close?
Robert: [speaking] I don't dance!
Giselle: Dedicate a song / With words meant just for you? / Ooh ooh
Robert: [speaking] And I really don't sing

HAHA. Sara gelak lagi. Memanglahh.. tak tahan. Riak muka Robert bila semua orang angkat tangan memang, happy terpaksa je.

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Dou you have any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!

Heh, sorang zaman fairytales, sorang zaman real-tales. Heh, language changes la. No wonder. Why can’t he just use perkataan ‘kill’ instead of dispatch? Well, ok being dramatic. Takpelah. Bajet, aku pulak buat skrip. Haha.

ZzzZzz.
Bergetar, handphone yang terletak elok atas meja. Sara capai. Mesej masuk.

Sender: KudinKurap.

“Apalah, mamat ni hantar. Nak buat prank lagi ke. Aku dah lali dah.” Sara cakap dalam hati. Dia tekan butang bawah.

I love ‘u’ “ERK. Mental kau Adli.” Ujar Sara sesudah baca barisan pertama mesej dihantar.

I love ‘u’ “I know he’s up to something.”

I love ‘u’

I love ‘u’

I love ‘u’

Hey don’t get excited. I love other alphabets too … V, W, X, Y, Z.
Muaahahahahaha….!!!

“Ok, lawaklah jugak..” Sara ketawa. Handphone diletak balik ke meja.
“Heh, nope it’s time to get even.” Sara senyum evil.

***
Beep. Beep. Beep. Sopan je bunyi.

Adli capai hanphone yang berada disisi. Pandangan di depan laptop di alih ke skrin handphone.

Sender: KuningKulat.

“Wah. Budak ni buang tebiat.” Keluar macam tu ayat dari mulut Adli bila Nampak nama Sara terpampang di skrin handphone.

Jari berlari ke butang read message.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Now You Should Know What You Are
And Once You Know What You Are
Mental Hospital Is Not So Far
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Now I Wonder What You Are!!!

Boo-YA :P

Adli sengih. Heh, she wants to get even eh. Takpe tak pe. Adli laju mencipta mesej.

***
“Oh yeah. I did it.” Sara senyum puas. Dah lama nak buat, tapi sekarang masa yang sesuai. Yep.

ZzzZzz. Bunyi lagi. Adli lagi. HAish.

We will now upgrade your brain,

Sara tekan bawah lagi dan lagi.

Searching…


Searchingg…

Bawah lagi.

Still searching.

Sorry, no brain found. XD

“Eleh, ingat aku blondie bimbos ke? Haila. Tunggu mesej aku.”

***
Wah, macam berentap hantar mesej je nih..

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog
To dog, keep dog, an dong, idiot dog
Busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!!!

-Now read without the word dog.-

“Hayo, suruh aku bace sekali lagi plak.” And Adlib ace lagi. And yes, she did it again. Adli tekena lagi. AHAH.

Girl power~

***
“Ready?” Sara soal Adli yang berada di depannya.

“Always.” Ada intonasi riak di situ. Sara kalih pandang. Hati berdegup kencang. Rasa nervous plak tetibe. Kenapa eh? Entah. Tak betul. Rasa macam nak pergi toilet kejap.

“Dila.” Panggil Sara. Dila sibuk dengan video camera dia. Makcik IT nilah. Dila datang menuju ke Sara. Tersenyum-senyum segala.

“Kau ni apa kes makan ubat senyum ke masa breakfast tadi?” Sara dah pelik tengok Dila senyum senantiasa ni.

“Hehe…” Senyum lagi si Dila ni.

“He. He. Wo, tak nak share dengan aku kenapa kau senyum. Macam nilah kawan..” Sara pura-pura merajuk.

Dila senyap. Kening terangkat. Buat drama pulak Sara ni.

“Here I go. I make my way. Sedih, sebab ada orang tak nak share apa-apa dengan aku.” Sara buat dialog sedih. Dia melangkah 2 tapak menjauhi Dila.

“BTW, sharing is caring. Yep. Aku pergi…” Sara berdrama sekali ton sedih pada suaranya. Kata ‘aku pergi’ tapi tak bergerak pun. What a scene. Sara try her best nak buat Dila cakap kenapalah dia senyum-senyum harini. Lebar pulak tu senyum.

Dila buat donno.

“Hey do you really want me to go?” Ish, tak menjadi lah pulak drama kali ni.

“Tak kata pun suruh kau pergi.” Dila buat statement.

“So???” Sara nak tau.

“Imran.”

Sara tayang muka i-don’t-get-it.

“Imran. My secret admirer.” Dila buat ton excited. Oh, Imran. Budak lelaki tuh.

“Oh~, correction. ‘My secret admirer?’ Kau yg admire dia eh.” Sara betulkan.

“Whateverla.”

“Apa dia buat? Dia bagi bunga tahi ayam sejambak ke?” HAHA. Sara gelak tak pandang kiri kanan. Nak je Dila hempuk Sara dengn video cam, tapi macam tak pelah… mau rosak video cam ada lah.

“Dia say hi and.. and..”

“And?” Dila buat suspen.

“And, he knows my name. dia panggil nama aku, like.. Dila..” Dila dah berangan.

“Ek eleh. Ingatkan apa. Setakat panggil nama.” Sara dah tak kisah. Memang betullah Dila ni cepat terjatuh.

“Eh, setakat nama pun… bermakna tau.” Dila defend. Yo lah.

“Eh, aku nk gi toilet kejap.”

“Wait!” Dila cakap.

“Nak ikut?”

“Yelah. Kot-kotlah, ada hantu yg nak mengunci kau nanti.” Uuuuu… hantu!!! Heh, takpe. Berhati-hati.

***
Lukman tengah borak-borak dengan Syah and Zairi. Tiba-tiba,.

“Mana Sara?” Pup, keluar pertanyaan dari mulut si makhluk yang baru tiba.
Adli tengok lelaki yang ada depan mata. Oh Reed. I see.

“Sara, dia kena kidnap dengan alien.” Selamba badak Adli cakap. Reed toleh pandang Adli dengan muka apa-kes-bro.

“HaHa. Very funny.” Sarkastik Reed kata. Adli buat dek.

“Give this to her.” Reed serahkan coke pada Syah. Syah terima, speechless. Haha, macam hape je Syah pergi buat rahang jatuh, as if coke tu untuk dia, tunjuk rasa appreciation je. Aduhaai..,

“Budak zaman sekarang… Ish is ish..” Zairi cakap sambil geleng kepala. Dia cakap macam tu bila Reed dah blah jauh dari situ,

“Zaman sekarang… zaman kau tu.. jangan buat-buat lupa plak.” Mereka gelak.

***
Adli dan Sara dah ade kat tengah stage. Student-student form 4 pun ade depan mata. Gamat satu dewan, bila semua kelas buat jamuan sama-sama.

“Testing one two three.. “



[Sing a long if you want to]

Don't you worry there my honey
We might not have any money
But we've got our love to pay the bills

Maybe I think you're cute and funny
Maybe I wanna do want bunnies do with you if you know what I mean

Oh lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France
Lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance
Lets get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I

Well you might be a bit confused
And you might be a little bit bruised
But baby how we spoon like no one else
So I will help you read those books
If you will soothe my worried looks
And we will put the lonesome on the shelf

Lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France
Lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance
Lets get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I

Lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France
Lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance
Lets get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I
***
SNAP.

“Eh, aku tak ready lagi! DELETE DELETE.” jerit Sara belakang pentas bila dapat tahu Dila amik gamba dia.

“Takde. Takde. Cun apa.” Dila tak kasi Sara tengok gamba tadi. Lukman, Zairi, Syah turut sama.

“Sara!” Syah panggil. Ada amanah yang perlu disampaikan.

“Reed bagi coke ni untuk kau, tapi…” Syah cakap. Dila dah berdehem-dehem la pulak. Tadi elok je. Syah serahkan coke pada Sara.

Sara ambil. Eh pelik.

“Kenapa macam dah ade orang minum je?” Sara tanya,

“HA, tu masalahnya. Aku TERminum. Masa korang perform tadi. Syok sangat. Apa lagi, dengan rasa tidak bersalah, dan bagaikan tak de orang menghalang,” Syah jeling pada Zairi dan Lukman.

“Aku pun telan je air tu,..sorry.. hehe.” Syah mintak maaf.

“Baguslah kawan aku sorang ni,” Adli tepuk bahu Syah.