a note to come clean.

WARNING : this entry is so LONG. if you cant handle it, you may leave now. :P

okay, first thing, WO! haha. why WO? that's because i think this is the first time in this blog, i write a LONG post which is not related to Trainwreck or any events like Eid Mubarak or Eid Adha. well, this blog apparently for my story stuff so why would i merepek kat sini kan? blog sebelah kan ada. hehe. ok stop it addi.

so, just wanna say Hi, Hello, Good day to whoever read this post right now. and yeah i'm talking about you. not the one that behind you. YOU. yes You, the one who stares at the screen in a very cool way. haha. okay, addi stop bragging about other people. lol. aahh, aku merepek. ignore that part. :) Thanks for reading this post!

i just wanted to come clean. yeah, ever since i decided to end Trainwreck in a VERY VERY dramatic way, i can tell. When Sara's jaw dropped after opened up an email and all of sudden, the next line happened to be "End of Trainwreck"... perrghhh.

i bet you guys want to baling senduk kat muka aku or tolak aku kat jambatan atau nak belasah aku sebab buat ending yang i would like to categorize as 'entah apa-apa' atau lebih tepat lagi 'TERGANTUNG!', 'hanging?' apa-apa je lah kan, as long as you get my point. HAHA. those punishments yang baling senduk etc etc tu, i think i deserve that. haha. aku rela lah. cewahhh. LOL. hehe.

i knew, korang macam agak tak suke je dengan ending yang sebegitu rupa. i know how it feels. like seriously i do. well, that's part of my plan for TW's story. hehe.

but there's no need to fear, Trainwreck The Second will be here :) soon. or later. tapi bkn dalam masa terdekat ni. super sorry. i cant make it. but if i get the chance, i will work on it. so, kalau nak tau apa emel tu? and what's going on between Sara

and Adli. stay tuned for Trainwreck The Second, oke? hehe.

aku buat promosi ni. but if you cant wait or sick of waiting, naaah, i don't mind.

it's your choice though. :)

with pack schedule, and a brain that has to be kept working every single second, and hectic classes, stuff and all, i guess i made a right choice to end Trainwreck in this very right time. uuurrghh, exams, tests, suprise test.. tell me about it! craazzyy~

so i better sign off[temporarily] my part-time job as blogger, and start working my ass off for upcoming exam or whatever that it.

i have a goal. and i need to set things right. a strategy so that i could achieve my goal.

alamak, aku macam jadi pakar motivasi. but what the heck ni untuk semua orang kan? haha.

hence, i'm taking a LONG break from posting any stories. even though, i actually have 2 stories in my mind right now, but i can't pour it all out due to

busy-ness. hehe. super sorry again.

whatever it is, it has been my pleasure to serve you with my ala-kadar-cerita of Trainwreck. BIG SMILE from me to MY BELOVED READER, YOU! =) honestly speaking, i enjoyed writing it. like seriously i do. at first, it was just a 'test'. and when people kept telling me to continue, it gave me a 'breath' to keep it alive. Thanks guys.! and also those funny moments i created in certain episodes, and when i got a feedback that you guys laughed out loud, it was really made my day. and i kept smiling the whole time like i've gotten a golden ticket to Hollywood, something like that. haha. hey, im not trying to sweet-talk here but that's the truth. :) thanks for laughing out loud at my jokes if you found it really funny.

haha. *aku tengah senyum ketika menaip ni* hehe.

and ignore typing error, bahasa rojak, kesalahan tatabahasa, grammatical error.

heh, i'm not good in English and even BM. so, scratch those errors if you found that really annoying. hehe.

and thanks Kamu yang berjaya membaca ke semua 40 episodes of Trainwreck. dengan itu, saya berbesar hati ingin menyampaikan hadiah, penginapan

selama-lamanya dirumah anda sendiri. wakakaka. gotcha! :P

terima kasih juga kepada korang yang bagi komen, *man, i'm being formal. macam buat syarahan kat depan assembly je. haha.* stop it addi. do like you always do.

Yang pemberi komen , Thank you.

Si pelanggan chatbox , Thank You.

Silent Reader, mesti ahli pustakawan skola ni. tu pasal bace senyap2 hehe. kidding. Thank You Too!. =)

last but not least, i would like to express my appreciation by presenting you this; Ta-Ra!

why "you're like the last piece of my cheese cake"?

it symbolizes, how valuable you are.

like, cheese cake kan sedap.? so, the last piece

i would say macam sayang nak makan kan?

heh. so that's you. =) sayang korang.

want to grab it? go on. =)

want to look at it? go on. =)

want to 'save image as' and save it in ur folder? go on. =)

thanks a lot! :)

thanks a bunch!

thanks a bouquet!

thanks. thanks. thanks.

i'm going to miss trainwreck so badly

T_T

and for my Sweet Things aka Followers Thanks!! =)

I got 100 Sweet Things. Yay me. Yay You. lol

100 pun nak kecoh.

lantak aku laa.. blueekk :P

You guys are surely sweet~

hahaha.

toodles.

me, addi is signing off bye bye.

p.s if you guys stop by, you can 'ting tong' me kat chat box, insyaAllah i will always jenguk and reply if you ask me anything or if you just wanna say hi. hehe lol.

ya ampun, seriously speaking, this entry is some sort of speech like i have won

an award in Emmy's for Best Screenplay Story je. haha.

and Good Luck to YOU in whatever you do.

good luck to me too.

^___^

sorry, bahasa campur-campur. haha, buat variasi lah katakan.

takpe. aku mmg macam ni. wahahah.

Train_WrecK <40>

Cikgu cikgi dah menampal jadual final exam kat board setiap kelas. Paling istimewa kelas Sara, cikgu kelas siap bagi nota kaki lagi.

P.s ; You guys better work your ass off or I’ll kick your ass if you get failed in any subject because I am damn sure final exam papers for this year won’t be as easy pitzie lemon squeezy like previous ones. It would be the toughest exam you would ever have. So, what are you staring at?? Hit the books.

-Your beloved Class Teacher ; Madam Jane Chia Yuan.-

Amat dahsyat la nota kaki cikgu ni. Memang terus terasa kena sepak je kan? Madam Jane, memanglah sangat brutal, dan sangatlah pantang if anyone gets failed in this class. Whoever gets failed, it feels like he or she is booking a free flight ticket to Madam Jane’s office. Wa cakap benar ni. Takde main-main.

“Gerun seyh, aku baca ayat nota kaki Madam Jane.” Dila peluk tubuh, dia tarik kerusi lalu duduk. Sara begitu jua.

“Tu dah bukan kategori nota kaki tu dah nak masuk category death note, je.” Sara cakap, masih terbayang-bayang lagi barisan ayat-ayat ‘sokongan’ Madam Jane.

Dua-dua dah menghela nafas. Adakah ini satu penyiksaan atau ugutan? Agak tension di situ. Sara keluar buku Addmath, Dila bukak buku Bio.

“Addmath?”

“Practicing.” Sara jawab. Heh, malas nak membaca lah sekarang dengan suasana lagak pest aria je kelas ni. Baik buat teman dengan kalkulator kesayangan.

“Practice makes you perfect, you know…” Sara sambung.

“Tapi Addmath kau dah perfect.”

“Nobody’s perfect… I gotta work it… again and again… till I get it right.” Sara mendendang lagu Hannah Montana.

Dila geleng kepala. Memanglah kawan aku sorang ni.

“Bio?” Dila angguk.

“Boleh masuk ke ape yang kau bace dalam keadaan macam kapal tengah tunggu nak tenggelam ni.?” Haha, huru hara sebenarnya kelas Sara ni.

“Depends. Kalau tak aku guna khidmat pertolongan earphone la.” Dila angkat kening berkali-kali. Ada jugak hikmah bawa earphone kat sekolah. Mengelakkan kebisingan daripada masuk ke lubang telinga.

“Aku tertinggal cell phone kat rumah. Wei, lagu ape kau ade dalam MP3 list kau?” Sara soal.

“Erm. Nah, take a look.” Lama Sara tenung, banyaknye pilihan susah nak pilih.

“Eh, petang ni kau dengan Adli ade perjumpaan kan?” sopan lah perkataan perjumpaan tu cik Dila. Sara dah gelak, awatlah dia guna perkataan tu.

“Perjumpaan? Amatlah formal.” Sara cakap.

“Dah tu nak panggil ape? Date?” Hambik! Dila buat muka toya.

“Ade jugak yang dapat pelempang buku free karang.” Heh.

“Haaa.. kenapa dengan ‘perjumpaan’ aku dengan Adli?”

“Nak join, boleh?” Dila tunjuk barisan gigi yang dicuci bersih. Minta simpati.

“Nice. The more the merrier.” Sara kenyit mata.

***

“Rule no.1, hanya bercerita bercakap berbincang pasal subjek sahaja, no gossip, no unnecessary stuff,” Seseorang bagi cadangan.

“No. 2, 15 minutes break.”

“No.3, 15 minutes break should be used wisely for loo purposes atau nak bercerita ke nak buat lawak bodoh ke.”

“No. 4, study masing-masing. Tak kisah lah nak bukak buku ape. Tapi nanti kita buat macam quiz untuk each subject.”

“Ada sape-sape nak tambah lagi?” persoalan di situ.

Semua geeng kepala. “So agree?” kening diangkat.

Dan lima 5 kepala lagi terangguk-angguk.

Tik tok Tik Tok.

“Quiz time. Ready? One by one.” Sara dah pegang buku Biology di tangan. Heh, sessi soal jawab bakal dimulakan dalam masa 15 saat dari sekarang.

Yang lain dah tutup buku. Semua tayang muka giler ready la. Kecuali…

“Cop..cop…” Zairi tak faham arahan. Masih lagi bukunya terbukak. Dila dengan rasa slumber, ambik buku tu dia pergi tutup. Zairi pandang slek. Dila buat dek.

“Thanks.”

“No prob.”

“Tak aci,” Zairi tak puas hati.

“START.” Adli laung. Gaya macam nak lumba lari je.

“Lukman.” Sara panggil.

“Tell me how blood clotting process takes place. Bagi point penting je.” Soalan dip roses dalam otak Lukman.

“Blood clotting. Hmm… first when blood vessel is damaged, platelets enter the wound. Platelets activate prothrombin into thrombin. Then thrombin activates fibrin to fibrinogen…”

“TEEEEETTTTTTT!! Salah.”

Lukman blur. “eh, betullah.”

“Anyone, nak try betulkan Lukman punya jawapan?” Dila angkat tangan. Sara bagi Dila jawab.

“When blood vessel get damaged, platelets enter the wound. Then plateles activate prothrombin into thrombin. Then thrombin activates fibrinogen to fibrin.”

“BRAVA!!” Sara cakap.

“Darn it. Aku tertukar nama.” Lukman tau apa salahnya. Dila dah kembang kuncup, dapat jawab betul.

“One more thing which one is insoluble,?” soalan diteruskan. Dila dah berkerut dahi. Lukman dah put his hand up.

“Fibrin!” Lukman jerit kuat.

“Not your turn but correct.” Lukman sengih puas.

“Tricuspid belah mane? Kanan ke kiri jantung?” Soalan dituju ke Zairi.

“Tricuspid? Macam pernah dengar. Macam stupid cupid je bunyinye.”

“Hotaaak kau.” Syah dah bagi lepuk kat bahu. Ade pulak stupid cupid perginyee.

***

Exam week dah mula. Riak muka masing-masing gile serius time datang sekolah. Lagi serius, tension bila mengadap kertas soalan yang telah diisytiharkan oleh Madam Jane yang sangat sangat susah. Lagilah, mau rasa nak pengsan. Apa-apa pun tabahkan jua. Ecewahh…

“How was your paper?” suara datang dari belakang. Langkah Sara terhenti. Pandang belakang Adli. Sah tengah tanya pasal Physics.

“Paper was emm… okay. A bit tough. Macam kau tak tahu, physics dengan aku bukan ade ionic bonding pon.” Sara cakap.

“Okay la since you said it was okay. You attempted all the questions right?”

“Uh-huh. Tapi jawapan aku macam crap je. Aku combine itu ini. Entahlah.” Sara mengeluh.

“Don’t worry. Se-ionic-ionic bonding macam sodium chloride. They attracted to each other because of opposite charges. Even though there’s repulsion forces between same charges dalam lattice tu, tapi attraction forces outweigh the repulsion. Sama macam kes kau jugak, kalau ade usaha, dapat A jugak,” Adli cakap siap bagi perumpaan dalam bentuk kimia. Pergh. Ni memang betul-betul dah ready untuk paper chemistry esok.

Sara tercengang. “Well, thanks.”

“Gaya macam dah well-prepared je untuk exam esok.”

“Boleh la…” Adli balas.

“Eh, aku nak cakap something.” Ujar Adli.

“Ape?”

“Aku rasa better aku bagitau bila exam dah habis.”

“Oke.”

Nak cakap apa wahai Yusuf Adli?

***

YAY!!! Heaven, exam dah habis. Esok terus cuti sekolah. Double happiness. Oh yes!!! Kertas Addmath tadi dilupakan begitu saja. Dalam kepala dah dapat nikmati keindahan cuti. Haha.

“Cuti buat apa nanti Sara?” Dila soal.

“Pecah rekod, berenang dari Selat Melaka ke Atlantic Ocean.” Slumber,

“Kau buang tebiat apa lepas jawab addmath?” Gila perli lah si Dila nih. Sara sekadar sengih. Whatever.

“Kau?” Sara tanya pulak.

“Aku jadi askar wataniah.” Pap. Kena lepuk dengan kertas gulung dek Sara. Banyak lah dia jadi askar wataniah. HAHA.

“Kau nak buat perang gerila ke?” Sarkastic

“Taklah, perang gorilla.”

***

“Weh, aku nak pindah lusa.” Syah mula bicara. Adli, zairi, Lukman buat muka terkejut beruk. Ammat ni baru bagitau sekarang. Bengong.

“Kau biar betul.”

“Ini betul-betul. Bukan cobaan…”

“Weh, asal bagitau sekarang?” Zairi cuak.

“Aku taknak lah nanti spoil exam mood korg,”

“Weh, nanti kau pindah aku rindu kaulaa..” Lukman buat pengakuan. Adli dan Zairi angguk. Syah senyum.

“Pindah mane?” soal Adli.

“Pindah kat Bukit Dingin.” Zairi jawab.

“Ciss. Aku ingat kau nak pindah jauh benauu.. setakat pindah area sini je. Cit” Zairi cakap. Screw you Zairi. Mati-matila ingat nak pindah Penang ke Sabah ke Sarawak ke. Haish

“Korang lah yang over, gaya aku nak pindah negeri je.”

“Dah, kau buat intro dramatic gile, sape suruh.” Adli cakap.

“Sape suruh terpedaya.”

***

Adli Nampak kelibat Sara yang tengah berjalan menuju ke gate sekolah.

“Alah.. orang nak bagitau ni.” Adli cakap dalam hati.

“Bro, kejap eh.” Adli meninggalkan mereka berempat dan berlari mendapatkan Sara.

“Sara!!!” Laung Adli.

“Sara!!!!!” panggil Adli lagi. Sara tak toleh. Dah makin jauh.

“Sara Delaila!!!”

Sara toleh, ni sape suka hati panggil nama dalam IC aku ni? Sara pusing belakang. Kaki tetap melangkah. Kereta mama dah sampai. Adli?

“Ape?” Sara laung dari jauh.

“Aku nak cakap sikit.” Adli stop.

“SMS aku je, eh. Tak pun emel.” Dan Sara masuk ke dalam kereta.

“Sara Delaila. Kau memang…”

***

Malam 4 hari selepas itu, cell phone berbunyi. Sara masuk laman web MSN. Mesej masuk.

Sender: KudinKurap.

Hey, producer aku ajak kau rekod single duet dengan aku. Nak tak???

Sara dah ternganga. What the…??? Apakah??

Sara alih pandangan ke skrin lappy. Ada 3 email yang belum dibace. Satu per satu dia buka. Bila masa dia bukak email yang terakhir. Dia kaku. Freeze. Tergamam. She can’t move. Can’t breathe bila dia bace, tengok email tu.

“Adli?” dan Sara jatuh rahang.

End of Train_Wreck

=)

Train_WrecK <39>

Sara buat movie marathon, padahal final exam dah nak dekat dan jamuan esok, well she thinks she well-prepared. Hah, yelah tuh. Tak sedar diri tu bukan genius.

Mangkuk nachos yang banjir dengan cheese, menghangatkan lagi suasana movie marathon yg disertai dia, dan dia. Sorang je. What the heck layan jela. Ma, sure tengah ingat study hardy gila nih. Hehe. Sara study ikut mood dan ikut berapa sikit tinggalnya hari baru nk mengadap buku. Lepas tu, tak makan langsung la, like being adhered to buku lah katakan. Ceh,

‘Enchanted’ jadi pilihan. Layanlah, ada Patrick Dempsey. Ah, Mc Dreamy. Man, he’s hot walaupun dah tua. Haha.

Dimulai, dengan karakter kartun. Pip yang gila kecoh. Dan Giselle, yang ala-ala sopan, baik segala je. Hah, fairytale. Arh, prince dia dalam ni cute. Gigi dia bersinar-sinar. Haha.

Dresses yang kembang-kembang tu semua cun belaka. Buat dari langsir pulak tu. Hah, creative patut bagi dia jadi fashion designer je, senang. Yang tak daya, kenapa semua binatang pandai sing along dengan dia. If only that’s in reality, agak-agak market industry muzik penuh dengan burung merpati yang menyanyi. Heh, merepek.

Prince Edward: Go ahead, Pip. What is it you want to say?
Pip in New York: [clears his throat, squeaks] You with me.
[rubs "hands" together and points to Nathaniel, trying to tell Edward that Nathaniel is a traitor]
Prince Edward: Nathaniel?
Pip in New York: [squeaking] Uh-huh. Nathaniel.
Prince Edward: Nathaniel's glad to have me near.
Pip in New York: [squeaking] No-no-no-no-no!
[imitates Nathaniel and then scurries to a soda cup indicating that he saw Nathaniel talking to Narissa in a boiling pot and made three apples appear]
Pip in New York: Broop, broop, broop.
Pip in New York: [takes a piece of ice as if it were an apple. Imitates Nathaniel again] Giselle.
[imitates Giselle singing "True Love's Kiss"]
Prince Edward: Oh, I know this one.
Pip in New York: [as Nathaniel] Apple?
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York: No, thank you.
[as Nathaniel]
Pip in New York: It's good.
[as Giselle]
Pip in New York: Oh, okay.
[crunches on the ice and imitates death and then strikes a "tada" pose and waits for Edward's interpretation]
Prince Edward: You feel you'd die without me here

Sara tepuk dahi. Ape ke slow la putera raja ni. Bersungguh-sungguh lah si Pip tu buat pementasan drama kat atas meja suruh dia teka. Dia boleh salah teka pulak. Sara tak rasa ni salah Pip, prince ni lambat sangat. Urggh. HAH. Emolah pulak tengok cerita ni. Ahha.

Kat park, Robert rasa bersalah lah pulak,

Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: [laughs] No, don't.
Giselle: You love her? / How does she know...
Robert: People look-looking.
Giselle: She's yours?
Robert: [interrupting] Don't sing. It's OK, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
Giselle: [speaks] Well, does she?
Robert: Yeah.

Rasa macam lawaklah like, every minute she wants to sing. Kalau akulah jadi Robert, maulah aku melarikan diri dari si Giselle yang menyanyi di public tanpa diundang. And yeah she sings, nasib baiklah suara sedap, kalau tak ade je yg rela tolak Giselle masuk dalam tasuk. Heh, how mean! And here we go, a song has started, pukulan tabla kedengaran. Oh yeah~

Robert: [Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing] He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

Sara gelak dengar Robert cakap macam tu. Dia tahu apa perasaan, bila semua orang tahu dan dia sorang je tak tahu. Heh, sakit hati, memang what the hell la. Rasa macam tertinggal flight je. Pakcik makcik tua pun join ronggeng sama-sama ikut rentak irama lagu. Sempoi la. Salute!

Giselle: [singing] Well, does he take you out dancing / Just so he can hold you close?
Robert: [speaking] I don't dance!
Giselle: Dedicate a song / With words meant just for you? / Ooh ooh
Robert: [speaking] And I really don't sing

HAHA. Sara gelak lagi. Memanglahh.. tak tahan. Riak muka Robert bila semua orang angkat tangan memang, happy terpaksa je.

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Dou you have any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!

Heh, sorang zaman fairytales, sorang zaman real-tales. Heh, language changes la. No wonder. Why can’t he just use perkataan ‘kill’ instead of dispatch? Well, ok being dramatic. Takpelah. Bajet, aku pulak buat skrip. Haha.

ZzzZzz.
Bergetar, handphone yang terletak elok atas meja. Sara capai. Mesej masuk.

Sender: KudinKurap.

“Apalah, mamat ni hantar. Nak buat prank lagi ke. Aku dah lali dah.” Sara cakap dalam hati. Dia tekan butang bawah.

I love ‘u’ “ERK. Mental kau Adli.” Ujar Sara sesudah baca barisan pertama mesej dihantar.

I love ‘u’ “I know he’s up to something.”

I love ‘u’

I love ‘u’

I love ‘u’

Hey don’t get excited. I love other alphabets too … V, W, X, Y, Z.
Muaahahahahaha….!!!

“Ok, lawaklah jugak..” Sara ketawa. Handphone diletak balik ke meja.
“Heh, nope it’s time to get even.” Sara senyum evil.

***
Beep. Beep. Beep. Sopan je bunyi.

Adli capai hanphone yang berada disisi. Pandangan di depan laptop di alih ke skrin handphone.

Sender: KuningKulat.

“Wah. Budak ni buang tebiat.” Keluar macam tu ayat dari mulut Adli bila Nampak nama Sara terpampang di skrin handphone.

Jari berlari ke butang read message.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Now You Should Know What You Are
And Once You Know What You Are
Mental Hospital Is Not So Far
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Now I Wonder What You Are!!!

Boo-YA :P

Adli sengih. Heh, she wants to get even eh. Takpe tak pe. Adli laju mencipta mesej.

***
“Oh yeah. I did it.” Sara senyum puas. Dah lama nak buat, tapi sekarang masa yang sesuai. Yep.

ZzzZzz. Bunyi lagi. Adli lagi. HAish.

We will now upgrade your brain,

Sara tekan bawah lagi dan lagi.

Searching…


Searchingg…

Bawah lagi.

Still searching.

Sorry, no brain found. XD

“Eleh, ingat aku blondie bimbos ke? Haila. Tunggu mesej aku.”

***
Wah, macam berentap hantar mesej je nih..

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog
To dog, keep dog, an dong, idiot dog
Busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!!!

-Now read without the word dog.-

“Hayo, suruh aku bace sekali lagi plak.” And Adlib ace lagi. And yes, she did it again. Adli tekena lagi. AHAH.

Girl power~

***
“Ready?” Sara soal Adli yang berada di depannya.

“Always.” Ada intonasi riak di situ. Sara kalih pandang. Hati berdegup kencang. Rasa nervous plak tetibe. Kenapa eh? Entah. Tak betul. Rasa macam nak pergi toilet kejap.

“Dila.” Panggil Sara. Dila sibuk dengan video camera dia. Makcik IT nilah. Dila datang menuju ke Sara. Tersenyum-senyum segala.

“Kau ni apa kes makan ubat senyum ke masa breakfast tadi?” Sara dah pelik tengok Dila senyum senantiasa ni.

“Hehe…” Senyum lagi si Dila ni.

“He. He. Wo, tak nak share dengan aku kenapa kau senyum. Macam nilah kawan..” Sara pura-pura merajuk.

Dila senyap. Kening terangkat. Buat drama pulak Sara ni.

“Here I go. I make my way. Sedih, sebab ada orang tak nak share apa-apa dengan aku.” Sara buat dialog sedih. Dia melangkah 2 tapak menjauhi Dila.

“BTW, sharing is caring. Yep. Aku pergi…” Sara berdrama sekali ton sedih pada suaranya. Kata ‘aku pergi’ tapi tak bergerak pun. What a scene. Sara try her best nak buat Dila cakap kenapalah dia senyum-senyum harini. Lebar pulak tu senyum.

Dila buat donno.

“Hey do you really want me to go?” Ish, tak menjadi lah pulak drama kali ni.

“Tak kata pun suruh kau pergi.” Dila buat statement.

“So???” Sara nak tau.

“Imran.”

Sara tayang muka i-don’t-get-it.

“Imran. My secret admirer.” Dila buat ton excited. Oh, Imran. Budak lelaki tuh.

“Oh~, correction. ‘My secret admirer?’ Kau yg admire dia eh.” Sara betulkan.

“Whateverla.”

“Apa dia buat? Dia bagi bunga tahi ayam sejambak ke?” HAHA. Sara gelak tak pandang kiri kanan. Nak je Dila hempuk Sara dengn video cam, tapi macam tak pelah… mau rosak video cam ada lah.

“Dia say hi and.. and..”

“And?” Dila buat suspen.

“And, he knows my name. dia panggil nama aku, like.. Dila..” Dila dah berangan.

“Ek eleh. Ingatkan apa. Setakat panggil nama.” Sara dah tak kisah. Memang betullah Dila ni cepat terjatuh.

“Eh, setakat nama pun… bermakna tau.” Dila defend. Yo lah.

“Eh, aku nk gi toilet kejap.”

“Wait!” Dila cakap.

“Nak ikut?”

“Yelah. Kot-kotlah, ada hantu yg nak mengunci kau nanti.” Uuuuu… hantu!!! Heh, takpe. Berhati-hati.

***
Lukman tengah borak-borak dengan Syah and Zairi. Tiba-tiba,.

“Mana Sara?” Pup, keluar pertanyaan dari mulut si makhluk yang baru tiba.
Adli tengok lelaki yang ada depan mata. Oh Reed. I see.

“Sara, dia kena kidnap dengan alien.” Selamba badak Adli cakap. Reed toleh pandang Adli dengan muka apa-kes-bro.

“HaHa. Very funny.” Sarkastik Reed kata. Adli buat dek.

“Give this to her.” Reed serahkan coke pada Syah. Syah terima, speechless. Haha, macam hape je Syah pergi buat rahang jatuh, as if coke tu untuk dia, tunjuk rasa appreciation je. Aduhaai..,

“Budak zaman sekarang… Ish is ish..” Zairi cakap sambil geleng kepala. Dia cakap macam tu bila Reed dah blah jauh dari situ,

“Zaman sekarang… zaman kau tu.. jangan buat-buat lupa plak.” Mereka gelak.

***
Adli dan Sara dah ade kat tengah stage. Student-student form 4 pun ade depan mata. Gamat satu dewan, bila semua kelas buat jamuan sama-sama.

“Testing one two three.. “



[Sing a long if you want to]

Don't you worry there my honey
We might not have any money
But we've got our love to pay the bills

Maybe I think you're cute and funny
Maybe I wanna do want bunnies do with you if you know what I mean

Oh lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France
Lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance
Lets get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I

Well you might be a bit confused
And you might be a little bit bruised
But baby how we spoon like no one else
So I will help you read those books
If you will soothe my worried looks
And we will put the lonesome on the shelf

Lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France
Lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance
Lets get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I

Lets get rich and buy our parents homes in the south of France
Lets get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance
Lets get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants
From way up there, you and I, you and I
***
SNAP.

“Eh, aku tak ready lagi! DELETE DELETE.” jerit Sara belakang pentas bila dapat tahu Dila amik gamba dia.

“Takde. Takde. Cun apa.” Dila tak kasi Sara tengok gamba tadi. Lukman, Zairi, Syah turut sama.

“Sara!” Syah panggil. Ada amanah yang perlu disampaikan.

“Reed bagi coke ni untuk kau, tapi…” Syah cakap. Dila dah berdehem-dehem la pulak. Tadi elok je. Syah serahkan coke pada Sara.

Sara ambil. Eh pelik.

“Kenapa macam dah ade orang minum je?” Sara tanya,

“HA, tu masalahnya. Aku TERminum. Masa korang perform tadi. Syok sangat. Apa lagi, dengan rasa tidak bersalah, dan bagaikan tak de orang menghalang,” Syah jeling pada Zairi dan Lukman.

“Aku pun telan je air tu,..sorry.. hehe.” Syah mintak maaf.

“Baguslah kawan aku sorang ni,” Adli tepuk bahu Syah.

Train_WrecK <38>

Yesterday was one of the highlights for the month. Abang Akim call, dan sempat pretend to be somewhat Senior Manager named Marco. Orang buat la nama macam Jeremy ke Derek ke, baru lah Nampak macam cool je. Heh, kecohlah kau Sara. Borak lama sampai panas ganggang telefon tu dan berpokai la abang Akim bayar bil nanti. Huhu. Sape suruh call. Skype kan ada? So… old school. He said he didn’t want to see me crying nanti kalau face to face. Ceh. Takut dia yang keluaq ayer mata ada lah.

“Sejak bila dia jadi kakitangan organizer jamuan tingakatan ni?” Sara angkat kening tengok Kaila ada dekat dewan. Persiapan akhir sebelum esok menjelang. Yeah, esok jamuan. Macam tak percaya.

“Oh… sejak dia nak involve. Hehe. Besides, dia bagi idea yang agak bagus masa kitorang bincang2 haritu,”

“Really? Ape dia?”

“Dia kata, apa kata buat macam tanya student pasal anything then record it in video cam then tayang masa jamuan nanti.”

“Sounds cool.” Sara admit. Bolehlah.

“Yeah.” Dila agreed.

“Kau perform kan nanti?” soal Dila.

“Yup.”

“Adli?”

“Duh. Korang lah gedik, patut ajak aku nyanyi sorang je. Awat ajak dia sekali. Aduhaii…” Sara tamak. Haha.

“Heh, ala.., baru lah adil lelaki perempuan nyanyi tak delah nanti macam discrimination je.” Banyaklah kau punya discrimination Dila. Baikk punya excuse. I

“Lagu dah pilih?” soal Dila.

“Belum.”

“Nak aku, Lukman, Zairi and Syah pilihkan?” Dila nak bagi bantuan.

Sara sengih.

“Heh, no thanks. Mau berlambak korang bagi lagu macam dulu. Yang jadi mangsa aku dengan Adli jugak. Baik tak payah.” Sara tolak pelawaan. ‘Pelawaan’, lama gila aku tak guna perkataan ni. LOL. Haha,

***

“Hey.” Sara tegur. Adli tengah termenung nun jauh, tak tau kat mana. Gaya macam termenung sakan je. Adli tak berpaling. Sah, jadi mat jenin tapi ni atas darat.

“Oi.” Suara Sara dikuatkan. Terkejut dibuatnya. Mau Adli tergolek jatuh dari bangku kayu yang dia duduk. Haha. Tak dapat nak bayangkan, style Adli jatuh, gaya ala mamat Hindustan nak berdondang sayang terguling-guling atas tanah. Haish, tak tahan.

“Jauh termenung. Teringat girlfriend ke?” usik Sara. Manalah tahu ada rezeki boleh korek rahsia pop star ni. Ah, busy bodyla.

Adli paling muka kat Sara. Sara duduk.

“Girlfriend?” Adli tayang muka tanda soalan.

“Yelah. Jauh termenung teringatkan oranglah. And mostly ingat dia punya buah hati.” Straight Sara cakap. Konfiden je gaya.

“Oh man, I can’t believe I just said that. Gila jiwang karat. Dang!” Sara geleng kepala. Terkeluarlah pulak kata-kata syahdu. Eceh mak aaii.. haha.

Adli join gelak. “Girlfriend? Ha ah. Teringat kan dia.” Mata Sara dah bergemerlapan. Macam Nampak emas bertongkol-tongkol depan mata. Did he just say, he was thinking about his girlfriend? Erk. Oh my god, gali weyh gali nak tau siapakah gerangan manusia itu. Excited gila.

“Siapa?” Serius Sara nak tau.

“Kau.” Selamba badak air menyelam dalam kolam Adli jawab. Waaa, ber-rhythm. Man, I’m good. HAHA.

Sara tersentak. Erk. :|

“Cow?” Sara angkat kening.

“Haaa… kau.” Bagus sangatlah tu, dua-dua pakai bahasa lain. Habiss.

“Eih, peliklah. Apa pergi ke lembu plak nih?” Sara tayang muka pelik bin apakah?

“Lembu?” Dah, masing-masing tayang muka blur tahap maksima.

“Yeah, cow, lembu. Kan?” Sara cakap dengan penuh ke-innocent-an. Adli rasa nak hantuk kepala kuat-kuat kat dinding. Angan-angan saja. Ada pulak karang suruh dia masuk hospital sakit jiwa. Haha. Aduh, Sara… Sara…

“Ha ah. Lembu Pak Senin belakang rumah Pak Slasa sebelah rumah Pak Rabu.” Hambik kau rangkaian nama pakcik dalam bentuk ‘hari’ Adli bantai.

“Ooo, yang depan rumah Pak Sabtu, between rumah Pak Jumaat and Pak Ahad kan?” Sara tries to play along. Agagaga. :P Adli geleng kepala.

“ What took you so long? Traffic jam ke?” Adli tukar topic.

“Tadi, Reed panggil. Tu yang lambat tuh.” Reed? Uuuuuww…

“Reed panggil? Asal?” Adli berminat nak tahu.

“Oh.. pasal… wait.” Sara stop.

“Kenapa nak tau?” Sara tanya.

“Saja.” Mata Adli melilau ke sana sini. Buat muka selamba dia.

“None of your business eh, mister.”

Adli cebik. Yeah, yeah. Tangan dipeluk tubuh.

“Hah, lagu apa nak nyanyi nanti?” tanya Sara. Dia dah bagi tanggungjawab kat Adli suruh pilih lagu yang 2 orang boleh nyanyi sama-sama. Nak guna lagu haritu, errr boringlah. Lagu lain lah pulak ye tak?

“You and I by Ingrid Michaelson.”

“Tak pernah dengar pun.”

“Tu sebab kau duduk dalam gua.” Suka hati dia! Adli gelak evil.

“Tengok lirik dia.” Pinta Sara. Adli bagi kertas A4 yang telah dilipat-lipat. Ada tulis bahagian mana yang patut Sara nyanyi.

“Ni part aku ke? Ni yang aku kena nyanyi?” Sara tuding jari kat rangkap kedua. Adli angguk.

Maybe I think you’re cute and funny

Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you

If you know what I mean.

Sara pandang Adli. Biar betik.

“Maybe I think you’re cute and funny??” Sarkastik je gaya cakap si Sara ni.

“Obviously, kau kan tahu aku cute and funny.” Muka bangga Adli dipaparkan. Tak daya.

“Perasan gila kau ni.”

“Bukan perasan tapi kebenaran.” Sah riak. :P

“Nanti masa kau nyanyi part tu,aku buat-buatlah cute as I always do. And also aku gelak besar-besar nanti..” Gaya Adli cakap buat Sara gelak. Tak dapat nak bayangkan, orang mesti ingat Adli tak betul, orang tengah sedap-sedap nyanyi atas stage, tapi part tu dia pergi gelak besar-besaran, ada potensi besar lah nak jumpa Adli kat Hospital Bahagia, gamaknya. Pesat sungguh Sara berimaginasi.

Sara sengih, geleng kepala.

“You know what Adli?” Sara pandang muka Adli. Adli sedia mendengar dengan penuh harapan.

“You should do that.” Pecah ketawa si Sara. Adli hampa. Ingatkan apalah Sara nak cakap tadi.

“Like seriously.” Sungguh-sungguh Sara cakap. Adli buat dek. Silence. Pause. Hm.

“I can’t believe it’s almost the end of the year.” Keluhan di lepaskan. Sara dongak tengok langit. Yep. Dah nak hujung tahun. Grrr.. final exam is coming up. Adeh. Study yeop study but still, enjoy life to the fullest!

“Yeah. Masa cepat sangat berlalu.” Adli tambah.

“What would be the best thing that ever happened to you this year?.. erm.. so far?” Sara lontar soalan cepumas kat Adli. Adli fikir. Adli gosok dagu as if nak jawab pertanyaan dalam bidang politik aje lagaknya.

“Let see, concert.., erm.. yada yada. Oh, school. Friends, cool ones Lukman, Zairi, Syah. Irritating one, Sara. I repeat SARA.”

Kalau amati betul-betul ada Nampak kepul-kepul asap nak keluar dari telinga Sara tapi macam nak tak nak je keluar. Kena block kot. Ah, merepek. Huhu.

“I repeat SARA.” Adli tekankan pada perkataan ‘Sara’.

“Alright. Alright. Fine. I got it. No need to repeat lah RADIO ROSAKK!!” turn Sara pulak. Hambik kau radio rosak dia label. Yelah, padan sangatlah tu, gaya tadi buat repetition macam radio lama yang mengalami masalah gagap dan asyik cakap benda sama. Haih.

“Kau.?”

“Perform depan satu sekolah. Macam tak caya. Meet the most annoying pop star everrrr… you know who, rite?” Rrrrrr… over ‘R’ kau Sara. Hehe.

Adli sengih bak kerang handsome. “You know what?” ujar Adli.

“Hmmm??” Sara respond.

“I won’t forget you Sara.” Pergh ayat menusuk kalbu. Adli tunjuk muka gila baik+suci je.

“Auuuwww…. That was… so sweet.” Sara balas. Pause. I know he’s up to something. Pause.

“Aren’t you gonna say something to me?” Adli buat muka mengharapkan harapan. Oh please say what I’ve wanted to hear.

“Your sweet-talk is not working my dear friend.”

“What do you mean by ‘sweet-talk’.?” Tak faham si Adli.

“Macam aku taktau, kau cakap ayat-ayat bermakna ni mesti ada makna. And in this case, I bet you wanna come to my house to practice that song. Kan? Kan?”

“Man, how’d you get to know that?” Plan lepak kat rumah orang hancur begitu saja.

“Aku ada psychic power.” Serius. Haha.

“I bet your mom must have missed me a lot.” Statement jujur Adli buat. Adoi.

“Yeahh.. like really. She misses KUDIN KURAP, A LOT!” heh, Kudin Kurap. Tak percaya mama would fall to that classic name. Kudin Kurap, zaman sekarang macam tak de potensi je lah nak jumpa nama gila klasik nih. Tak wujud lagi dah kot. Sume nama glemer zaman sekarang, kan? Heh.

“Such an eccentric name you created,” hanya itu yang mampu Adli ucap. Salah satu bakat yang Sara ada adalah menggubah nama dengan tahap klasik nasional. Percayalah.

***

“Hyep.” Ada orang tiba-tiba join conversation Sara dan Adli. Tengok-tengok, erm Kaila. Great. Dia nak buat apa pulak kali ni.

Adli senyum. Sara tarik sengih paksa.

“Kaila nak buat sessi temuramah dengan Adli. Well, this is part of Jamuan Akhir Tahun jugak, so please cooperate.” Kaila mukadimah.

“Sara join sekali lah?” Adli soal.

“Did I ever mention her name? I guess not. Ni interview dengan Adli je.” Kaila cakap dengan tone gedik, mengada-ngada.

“Oh, I wish, sekolah ada tanam pokok cili api boleh aku petik kasi si Kaila ni makan.” Sara cakap dalam hati. Geram. Urghh.

“Aku blah dulu.”

“So can we start now?”

“Hah, sure.” Adli setuju.

***

“Girlfriend? Ha ah. Teringat kan dia.”

“Siapa?”

“Kau.”

Sara tersentak. Erk. :|

“Cow?”

“Haaa… kau.”

“Eih, peliklah. Apa pergi ke lembu plak nih?”

Sara teringat perbualan dia dengan Adli. Ok, was that some kind of joke or what? Pandai kau cover Sara, kau bantai ‘cow’. Lantaklah. Tengok reaksi muka Adli bila dia cakap cow as in lembu memang ada niat si Adli nak hempuk kepala Sara, apa ke lambat pick-up la. Slow-mo la minah ni. Sara senyum sorang-sorang. What the heck la.

DAAANNGGG!!! Aduh sakit dahi.

“Stupid tiang.” Sara gosok dahi yang mula perit.

“Oi, kau nak buat rekod hantuk dahi kat tiang ke?” perli Adli yang lalu kat tepi.

“Gaya aku ni ada macam sengaja nak hantuk dahi kat tiang ke?”

“Yep, kau memang ada gayaa..” Dan Adli berlalu pergi.

Train_WrecK <36>

“Wei, bile final exam eh?” soal Sara sungguh teruja. Tiba-tiba terasa nak tahu bila agaknya final exam nak datang. Bukan apa, nak get ready awal-awal. Cewaah. Matanya tertumpu pada barisan ayat-ayat dalam buku teks sejarah yang terbentang elok kat atas meja. Entah dapat mimpi Tun Sri Lanang ke pecah rekod bace buku sejarah ni? AHAH.

“Aku rasa after jamuan tingkatan ni lah,” Dila jawab. Muka serius. Heh.

“Right after jamuan?”

“Pergghh.., kalau right after , memang gila laa…”

“Maybe.., tak pun… seminggu or 2 minggu lepas jamuan.” Dila tenang kan hati.

“Huuusshh… lega!” Sara tarik nafas.

“Woi, aku assume je. Bukan aku yang buat jadual exam, ye cik Sara.” Dila warning awal-awal.

“Laa, kau ni potong kadar ke-relax-an aku la. Spoiler sungguh.” Mati-matilah tadi ingat betul.

“Kau nak sangat tau kau tanya cikgu-cikgi.” Sara tayang muka malas.

“Eh, bila jamuan?”

“Jumaat ni.”

“Oh eh?, so 2 hari je lagi.. kau dah prepare ke semua?”

“Dalam proses lah. Banyak benda kena fikir. Nak organize this and that… adduhaaii..”

“Tula sape suruh involve.”

Dila sekadar jelir lidah.

“Tengok macam aku, malas seyh, nak organize benda2 alah ni. Buat serabut kepala hotak jee..”

Dila buat bodoh. 3 saat berlalu dan..,

“Dude, dah lama tak de hot stuff going around kan?” Sara ubah topik. Memang takde hot stuff langsung.

“Yelah babe. What was the last hot stuff eh?” tanye Dila.

“Jap aku nak recall… seingat aku la kan… pasal Lukman.”

“Ha ah laa… Lukman. Remember when we were following him kat blok mana entah aku tak hingat.”

Sara angguk. Cekap sungguh kawanku ini.

“He met someone kan? Budak perempuan.” Dila cakap lagi.

“Adli once told me dia ada 4 buah hati dude.”

“Kasanova. Pervert.” Keluar perkataan itu dari mulut Dila.

“Tapi dia Nampak macam decent je.” Ok, rupa memang tip-top but seriously he does look like a decent guy!

“Rambut sama hitam, hati lain-lain bro.” Dila kata. Gaya expert je.

“Wahh..wahh.. berperibahasa Nampak.” Sara kata. Dila sengih.

“So, nak continue dengan misi hot-stuff-chilli-pepper tak? Aku gila jobless tu pasal keluar idea yang dah berkurun lama tak dijalankan nih,” ujar Sara. Berharap Dila turut join.

“Macam lah aku tak boleh kata tidak kan?” Dila kenyit mata. Dengan itu, cikgu Ghazali masuk ke kelas.

Tik tok tik tok.

“Kau ingat lagi ke rupa budak-budak perempuan yang dikatakan ada affair dengan Lukman tuh?” Sara soal, berbisik. Cikgu kat depan. Mau kau nak buat lontaran suara. Kang ada yang kena sound karang.

“You wish la aku ingat.” Tangan Dila cepat menyalin tarikh dan hari atas notebook. HAHA.

“Then macam mana nak mula misi?”

“Entah.” Sepatah.

“Apa kata kau tanye je Adli . Mudah, cepat dan efisen. Selesai.” Dila bagi cadangan.

“Tak adventure laaa…” Sara jawab. Dila keluh. Dah pulak.

“Ok, did I give you any homework yesterday?” Soal Cikgu Ghazali. Cikgu dapat seru harini speaking English mengajar Maths. HAHA.

“No cikgu.” Konfiden Dila jawab. Kuat pulak tu suaraa dia masa pergi jawab.

Classmate lain sume pandang slek. Pandang Dila as if macam baru commit crime je.

“You did give us homework, cikgu.” Ujar Erine.

“Homework mende dia bagi weh?” Dila gelabah. Sah-sah, dapat short term memory loss ni.

Sara kelurakan homework yang cikgu kasi. Ni gaya semangat keluarkan homework, sah Sara dah siap homework nih. “Bila plak cikgu bagi latihan ni?” tanye Dila.

“Semalam lah Makcik. Lupe ke? Oh, jap, kau memang pelupa bab-bab homework especially homework cikgu Ghazali.” Sara cakap. Dila tepuk dahi. Ya Ampun kok lupa sih. Ngomong indon plak deyh. Ah, tukar tune. HEHE.

“Kau memang tak de bonding langsung eh dgn homework cikgu Ghazali. Even ionic bonding or covalent bonding..” Sara lecture lagi. Dan-dan je, dah pulak tu masuk scene buku teks kimia pulak.

“Hey..hey.. now, look who’s talking in chemical’s term..” Dila rolls her eyes. Sara buat dek.

“Habis lah aku. Sah-sah, cikgu panggil nama aku lepas ni. Dah lah kantoi, konfiden je tadi jawab x de homework. Darn it laaaa…” resah gelisah aduuhh si Dila.

“He won’t call your name laa.. banyak lagi budak dalam kelas ni yang dia panggil kau kenapa?” Sara cakap.

“He will! Like for God’s sake lah… he will.”

“Gaya intonasi kau macam kau ni popular jee..” Sara sempat lagi.

“Woi, Bedah! Ini tak de kena mengena dengan popular ke hape ke. Yang penting sekarang aku ada perasaan yang dia bakal panggil nama aku,” Dila bagi explanation.

“Kau dah siap buat kan?” soal Dila. Sara angguk sambil tersenyum lebar. Maths apalah sangat kalau nak dibandingkan dengan Physics. HAHA.

“Adila please do question no. 11 on white board.” Laung cikgu Ghazali dari meja nye.

Dila pandang Sara sambil tayang muka i-told-ya!

Dila rasa macam nak sembunyi bawah meja. Apakan daya dia terpandang cikgu. Dan cikgu pulak pandang dia balik. Tak sempat nak sembunyi. Deyh, cikgu kacau laah.

“Dila. Cepat!” cakap cikgu lagi.

Cepat-cepat Dila pergi depan, marker di pegang. Adeh, buku tulis matematik yang ‘kire’ buat soalan tu ada kat tangan. Mata mula melilau-lilau cari mana jalan kerja. Padahal LANGSUNG tak buat. Selak-selak jadi salah satu cara melengahkan masa. Pandai nye!!!

“Kamu tak buat homework ye?” sergah cikgu Ghazali.

“Cikgu jangan serkap jarang cikgu.” Dila stay cool. Control babe, control..

“Oh, baru perasan, ni bukan buku matematik. HAHA. My bad. Saya pergi amik the real buku matematik ye cikgu.” Dila buat alas an. Padahal tu memang buku matematiknya. Apalah muslihat dia ni.

Sampai di meja,

ZAP. Dila ambik buku matematik Sara tanpa permission. Sara tercengang. Ok, did she just grab my book???

Dila kembali di depan kelas. Mengadap whiteboard.

“Ok, here it goes…” Dila menulis-nulis jalan kerja. Ah, lega. Nasib baik ada kawan yang dah siap buat. Ehehe.

***

“Suka hati kau ambik buku aku..” Sara cakap.

“Sorrylah, aku desperate.” Dila sengih. Sara geleng.

“But seriously, that was insane! Mana kau dapat idea beras nasional aka BERNAS tuh?”

“Tengoklah anak sapaa....” ujar Dila.

“Anak pakcik Abdurrehman laa… pakcik Abdurrehman… pakcik Abdurrehman.. Abdurrehman.. rehman.. rehmaan.. maannn.. mann..” Sara buat echo sekali.

“Tersedak bapak aku dol~.”

HAHA. Sara gelak.

***

“Nak tanye ke tak nak.” Sara cakap sorang-sorang. Adli ada depan mata.

“Bak kata peribahasa melayu, malu bertanya sesat jalan. Ok fine. Tanya je lah. Gasak jee..” Sara beri kata putus.

Sara buat-buat batuk dengan harapan Adli perasan. Namun, gagal. Adli tak angkat muka. Sara batuk lagi. Takde respon. Batuk LAGI.

“Nak air ke? Nahh..” Adli capai botol air.

Sara geleng. “Sure?” Adli angkat kening. Sara angguk.

“Aku tak nak air.”

“Dah tu?”

“Aku nak tanya…”

“Haaa… sila-silaaa…” tak sabar rasenye nak jawab soalan Physics yang mudah ni.

“Lukman memang ada 4 orang buah hati ke??” Deyh, soalan luar sillibus.

Dahi Adli berkerut. “Since when chapter Lukman masuk dalam syllabus subjek Physics. Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia tak bagi announcement pun ada tajuk baru di masukkan. Ke aku yang miss something,” Adli buat loyar.

Sara buat banyak bersabar. Banyak songeh Adli.

“This has nothing to do with your beloved subject la. I’m talking about Lukman in general. Your friend. Remember???” tone suara Sara gaya macam bercakap dengan orang yang lupa ingatan. HAHA.

“Ok. Lukman. Apa kes?”

“Dia ada 4 orang buah hati kan?” Sara mahukan peng-confirm-an.

“Eh?” Adli tayang muka ye-ke?

“Kan haritu kau bagitau aku. Hadooiii..” Sara cakap.

“Oh. Hehe. Sorry. Lupe-lupe.. yess.. kenapa ni? Kau jangan nak masukkan dalam majalah sekolah plak.” Adli bengong.

“Tak terlintas pun difikiranku untuk berbuat begitu.” Terang Sara. Adli senyum.

“Apa kes tiba-tiba berminat nih? You have a crush on him ke?” Adli tanye dengan penuh semangat. Menunggu jawapan dari Sara. Jantung berdup-dap-dup-dap.

“BENGONG!!!” Sara campak pensel mekanikal kat Adli. Arh, pensel aku. Ringan nye lah tangan nak mencampak-campak.

“Dah tu?”

“Just like that. Random. Hehe.” Sara sengih.

Adli buat dek.

“Oi, cepatlah bagitau.” Gesa Sara.

“YE. YE Joyah. Aku nak bagitaula ni. Dengar ni, yang aku ingat…” Adli garu dagu pandang atas. Ceh. Penuh gaya.

“Sorang form 1 and dua orang from form 3.”

“Fourth one?” curious si Sara.

“Makcik kantin sekolah.” Deyhh~

“Kalau nak spy lagi datang petang ni, Lukman kata nk tolong Zairi dengan jamuan punye stuff.” Sambung Adli bagi info.

Sara senyum lebar.

***

“Dila, aku tolong kau petang ni dengan jamuan’s stuff okay?” baiknye Saraa..

“Kau dapat petunjuk mana tibe2 baik hati nak tolong aku ni..?” pelik!

“Hehe. Well, basically, I got to know Lukman nak tolong Zairi petang ni regarding jamuan stuff, and I think wouldn’t it be great if I could scrub in.. you know… get to know a lil or lot stuff about his so-called-love-story that only us care about it. Hehe.” Panjang lebar Sara terang.

“What??” Dila juling mata.

“Eh?” Sara takut tengok mata Dila.

“What a brilliantly amazing idea you have…!!! I’m signing up to take part in that mission, sir!” Dila angkat tabik.

“WOKAY!! Your name is in the list already.” Sara sambut tabik.

***

Lukman tengah tengok2 kerusi yang elok. Karang guna kerusi yang nazak ade je insiden malang berlaku. So better berhati-hati.

Zairi tengah bincang-bincang dengan Dila. Sungguh bagus!

Adli, hmm no sign. Who cares la.

Sara, menyapu bagai orang takde tangan. Macam tak ikhlas langsung. Haha. Nampak sangat not into this tolong-menolong jamuan thingy. Her mindset sume pasal buah hati Lukman.

“Oh my God, you’re here!?” suara Adli dari belakang. Sara pusing. And now he’s here. Urgh.

“Oh my God, You’re here as well?!” Sara ajuk cakap Adli.

“I never thought you would be so keen to know Lukman’s lovers. Desperado, I can tell you.,” Adli cakap sambil berlalu pergi.

Sara mengejek-ngejek Adli. Lantak akulah. :P

***

“Er.. kak.”

“Kak.. oh kak.” Suara orang. Mestilah orang kan? What do you expect? Kucing cakap bahasa manusia.? Tak betullah kalau camtu Aiyoyo.

Sara paling ke arah suara yang didengarinya. Cantik molek, budak perempuan yang tengah berdiri elok kat entrance dewan. Sara yang dari tadi dok menyapu bahagian situ je as if banyak sangat sampah kat situ. Padahal mana ada pun. Ish ish ish.

“Macam kenal budak ni tapi kat mana?” Sara cakap dalam hati. Berusaha Sara nak ingatkan rupa paras budak ni tapi tak dapat recall la plak.

“Kak, nak tanya sikit boleh?” tanya budak tu lagi.

Hah, nak kata aku tua, ok mungkin aku dewasa setahun je dengan dia kan. So ok, I’m fine when she calls me kakak or kak or apa2 je lah.

“Apa dia.?” Sopan Sara jawab. Dalam hati nak je cakap, ini bukan kaunter pertanyaan. HAHA.

“Ada Nampak Lukman tak?”

“Lukman?” AHAH, baru Sara teringat ni budak yang dia Nampak haritu dengan Lukman. Hehe. Ni gaya macam ada rezeki nak gali dengan lebih dalam je nih.

“So ada Nampak dia tak? Dia kata dia ada kat sini petang ni.” tanya budak tu lagi bila tengok Sara cam khayal je.

“Oh yeah. Jap eh.” Sara kalih pandang kat stage dewan yang tadi dia Nampak Lukman ada kat sana. Tapi bila dia pandang balik, aikk.. ghaib. Mana plak mamat kasanova ni. Perghh gitu je dapat label. HAHA.

“Kejap eh. Dia ada ni Cuma… kejap biar aku panggil.. eh silap biar saya panggil..” Dan Sara berjalan mencari Lukman. Tup tup..

“Wana!!! Lukman ada sini!” budak tu panggil sorang budak nama Wana. Sara stop. Nampak lagi sorang budak perempuan datang yang agaknya namanya Wana. And yeah, Sara ingat muka budak ni. Ni budak yang Lukman jumpa tu. Sara sengih lagi. Heh, double date ke hape? Wee~ interesting laa..

Tanpa melengahkan masa lagi segera Sara cari Lukman.

“Adli. Lukman mana Lukman?” soalnya.

“Asal cari Lukman? Adli kan ada.” Adli kenyit mata.

“BENGONG!” Adli gelak. Haha.

“Lukman!!!” Sara jerit. Sara pergi back-stage. Nampak Lukman. Lega.

“Hey, ada orang nak jumpa kau.”

“Siapa?”

“Your lover la or should I say your lovers. Since dua orang ada kat sini.”

“Apa yang kau merepek ni Sara?” Lukman tayang muka pelik.

“Ada pulak. Kau ni ade buah hati taknak kenal-kenal kan dengan aku.” Lukman blur. Pandai sungguh berlakonla Lukman nih.!!! Real pulak tuh. Ceeh, bajet orang terpedaya lah dengan ke-blur-an muka dia tu. Umpph.

“Mana diorang?”

“Ada kat sana.” Sara mengetuai rombongan dia dan Lukman. As soon as diorang keluar dari back stage, 2 orang budak perempuan tadi dah ade berhampiran dengan stage dewan. Atau dengan lebih tepat diorang berada di kalangan Adli, Zairi and Dila.

Lukman menuju ke arah dua orang budak perempuan itu.

“Buat apa kat sini?” Lukman soal. Sara pasang telinga. Haha. Gila busy body!

“Rindu!” jawab si Wana sambil senyum senyum comel plus gedik sket.

“Blarggh!!!” Sara buat bunyi muntah. Yang lain pandang Sara. Apa kes?

“Sara, toilet kat sana ye. I hope you could see that signboard which says toilet is this way.” Sarkastik Adli cakap dengan menunjukkan arah tangan ke kiri.. Rasa macam nak kurung je Adli dalam toilet kalau lagi sekali dia menggedik macam tu. Yang lain gelak dengar apa yang Adli cakap.

“Ah, shut up Adli.” Enough said.

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“Buat apa kat sini?” Lukman soal.

“Rindu.” Si Wana jawab.

“Qi pun rindu jugak.” Ada intonasi manja di situ.

Oh, yang lagi satu tu namanya Qi. Sara mengangguk angguk. Telinga tetap mendengar perbualan Lukman, Qi dan Wana.

“Orang kata rindu, dia pun nak kata rindu. Mengada lah,” Wana jeling Qi.

“Lantak aku lah.” Qi peluk tubuh. Aik, dah nak gaduh ke? Aku tak paham cam mane la diorang boleh sangkut dengan Lukman ni,

Lukman pandang kiri kanan. Tengok apa reaksi orang lain pasal kejadian yang tengah berlaku sekarang. Semua pun bagi muka what’s-going-on-here.

“Dah..dah.. cukup. Cukup. Enough is enough.” Ah, ayat filem la mamat ni.

“What brings you here? I told you to wait for me till I’m done with my work.” Lukman berspeaking.

“I need money.” Serentak dua-dua cakap.

Pergh. Ini Lukman bapak ayam ke hape. Ni siap provide duit bagai. Dasyaatt!!!!!!!! Sara dah fikir bukan-bukan.

“Duit dah habis ke?” soal Lukman. Pantas mereka berdua angguk. Lukman keluar wallet dengan penuh gaya elegan. Haha. Sengal~

“Dah pergi main jauh-jauh.” Cakap Lukman selepas bagi duit kat Qi dan Wana.

“Wait!” Sara cakap.

“Eh, kau tak nak introduce ke kau punya ehem-ehem ni kat kitorang.” Sara dah start.

“Ha ah la.. Lukman.” Dila cakap plak

“Entah Lukman. Bagitau la kami. Especially dia. Dia nak tau sangat-sangat.” Adli tuding jari kat Sara. Eh..ehh main tunjuk-tunjuk plak.

“Bagitau ape? Ehem-ehem?” banyak tanda soal kat kepala Lukman sekarang ni.

“You know. You guys.. ermm..gitu-gitu..” Sara buat aksi kedua-dua jari telunjuk disatukan. Haih. Guna bahasa isyarat pulak dah.

“HUH?” Qi, Wana, Lukman buat muka blurr tahap blur gilee.

“You know…”

“Maksud kau, C.O.U.P.L.E?” Lukman akhirnye dapat teka. Fuh. Sara angguk sekali.

“Dia!!!” serentak Qi dan Wana bersuara.

“No way!!!” one more time diorang cakap serentak.

“Kau demam ke apa ni Sara? Lupa makan ubat eh?” Lukman rasa nak gelak.

“Bukan korang… ermm.. tu.. kee??”

“Dengan dia? Mana boleh. Na, a.” Wana geleng kepala.

“Yeah rite.” Qi sokong.

“Dengan dia?? Haluuu.. show some respect with your bro sket eh.” BRO? Warner Bros? eh ade plak. As in Brother? Abang? Abangg?? Ehh? Huh??

“BRO?? Abang???” oke sekarang turn Sara blurr.

“Yup. Abang. Ni abang kesayangan kami Abang Lukman.” Qi bagitau. Deyh, rasa macam nak berendam dalam lumpur dengan kerbau je dek kerana suka hati dia serkap jarang mengatakan mereka bertiga ada affair. Aduhaaiii……!!!!!!!!!!! MALUNYA MUKA!!!

“Tapi Adli cakap…” Sara pandang Adli. Lukman pun.

“I thought you’ve already told her.” Kata Lukman.

“Naah, I don’t feel like telling her straight away. So I.. decided to give her chance to figure that out by herself. And guess what she just did. In a very, very ‘dramatic’ way.” Adli gelak lepas habiskan ayat dia. Ini gelas pasal Sara suka hati kata mereka, Lukman, Qi dan Wana ada ‘hubungan’. Yeah right, hubungan lah. Hubungan adik beradik. I say man. DANG.

“Kau, Adliiiiiiii…” Sara dah genggam penumbuk pasang niat kira Adli jadi punching bag la lepas ni kan.

“hey.. hey..” Adli tunjuk signal stop, hold-on. Dia turun dari meja yang tadi dia duduk. Hah, orang duduk atas kerusi ni dah terbalik. Haiyo.

“All right guys..” Adli sapu-sapu tangan.

“Gotta go!!!” Adli pasang gear 30 m/s cabut lari. Hah, scene Hindustan sudah mari.

“Yeah, you better run. Kalau tak esok punye news headline. Budak masuk hospital 20 tahun dek kena baling dengan kasut sekolah Bata!” jerit Sara sakit hati. Sara kejar dari belakang. Kejar Yeop kejar. HAHA. Urh. Diperdaya. Mati-matilah ingat mereka tu lovey-dovey couple. Padahal.. hampeh.

***

Lagu ‘When You’re Gone’ nyanyian Avril Lavigne masuk ke telinga

When you’re gone

The pieces of my heart are missing you

When you’re gone,

The face I came to know is missing too

When you’re gone

All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day

And make it Ok.

I miss you…

“Apa lagu mendayu-dayu ni..” rungut Sara dalam hati. Jarinya cepat di larikan ke butang ‘Next’.

Lagu Taylor Swift berkumandang. Bukan lagu Our Song or even You belong with Me, tapi lagu Teardrops on My Guitar. Adeh. Next.

Butterfly Fly Away,.., suara lunak Miley Cyrus pulak menerjah ke gegendang telinga.

“Wahai si iPod nano, kamu tak sihat ke harini? Asyik aku tekan next lagu slow saje yang kau hidangkan kepadaku,” bertatasusila Sara bercakap. Haha. Buatng ‘next’ di tekannya lagi.

AKhirnya!

Sorry’s Not Good Enough by McFly ke udara. Oh yeah, walaupun lagu ni macam sedih, tapi rentak irama dia tak delah mendayu-dayu bikin orang termenung je. Buat orang hentak kepala ada lah. Haha.

Pensel mekanikal di jari diketuk-ketuk atas meja study mengikut alunan melodi lagu.

“Sara!” jerit mama dari tingkat bawah.

“Sara!” naik terkeluar anak tekak. Ni anak dara buat konsert percuma untuk rumah ni memang tak dengar kalau di panggil.

“Sara!!!” Mama dah keluar suara Sarjan Mejar. Haha.

Sara cabut earphone. “Coming,” segera dia menuruni anak tangga.

“Kenapa?” ujarnya sebaik saja melihat Mama tengah berdiri di depannya.

“Phone call.”

“Siapa?”

“Entah.”

“Dila eh?”

“Tak kot. Lelaki.”

“Huh?” Mulut Sara dah nganga besar. Agak-agak sempat lalat nak buat U-turn masuk dalam sebab lama sangat dia nganga.

Ganggang telefon di sambut. Jantung dah berdegup. Lub dub lub dub. Adli ke? GILA. Impossible lah. Well, erm, could be kalau dia nak buat prank call. Siap kau!

“Hello.”

“May I speak to Sara.”

“Sara, speaking.”

“Oh. Okay. Hi Sara.” Suara excited di hujung talian. Eh, ni siapakah gerangan yang happy sangat sebut nama aku ni. Sara ragu-ragu. Dahl ah speaking segala. Ni biar betul. Nak kata ada pen-pal, haramlah nak tulis-tulis surat nih. Huhu,.

“Er.., hi.” Teragak-agak Sara jawab.

“Who’s this? Adli eh. Kau jangan nak menggedik eh.” sambung Sara lagi..

“It’s me!”

“Who Mi? As far as I could remember, I don’t have a friend named Mi.” Straight Sara cakap. Tak de pulak aku kawan dengan mat Korean ke Mat Jepun ke Mat Hongkong. Ohh, mee hongkong lama tak makan. Cut it! Ni bukan time bukak menu ye.

“HAHA. You’re funny.” Gelak pulak mamat nih. Aku sekeh kang.

“Ha. Ha.” Sara gelak paksa. Yelah, kesian lah pulakkan sebelah pihak je ketawa, apa kata biar aku ketawa sekali. Baru balance. Entah apa-apa.

“It’s me. Don’t you know me?”

“Me? As in M.E? heh. I thought your name is Mi. you know M.I. heh, my bad.” BOO!! Pandai kau buat lawak kat dalam telefon ye Sara. Mamat tu hanya gelak.

“Hah, sorry. Of course, you don’t know me. What was I thinking?? Sorry. I’m Marco, Senior Manager of Creative Art Company, United Kingdom.” Sara jatuh rahang. APAKAH??? Aku salah dengar ke, telefon ni rosak, ke… orang ni main-main.

“Sorry.” Ucap Sara.

“I’m Marco.” Sekali dengar macam Makro pun ada jugak.

“Okay, so.. can I help you miss? Eh, sir? Mister.” Deyh, tersasul cakap miss. Hehe.

“Yeah, we just received your artwork regarding the Mother Earth. It was magnificent. Splendid! You did a very good job. Well done! Thus, I would like to tell you that you have won the first prize.” Sara blur. Bila pulak aku submit artwork sampai ke UK ni? Takkan lah aku buat masa aku sleepwalking kot. Erk. I guess not. Positive. But what the heck, go with the flow laa…

“What is the first prize?” curious nak tau!

“GBP 1000.” Kali ni rahang jatuh lagi. What the…

“KAYA!!! AKU KAYAA!!!!” Sara speaking BM.

“Sorry.” Kata Marco.

“Oh nothing.” Adakah ini keajaiban? Adakah ini rezeki aku untuk dapat duit yang agak banyak. Ah, ye aku batak sekejap. Sara senyum selebar yang mungkin.

“So how will you send me that prize?” Mata Sara dah tukar jadi currency Great Britain Pound. Oh my. Mintak-mintaklah dia cakap, dia nak sponsor tiket flight pergi Uk. Hehe.HARAPAN.

“Amboi… bersemangatnya dia nak dapat duit.” Eh, hold on. Aku dengar orang lain speaking BM ke daripada aku. Ke aku dengar suara hati aku dalam talian telefon ni. Mustahil!

“Pardon.” Sara cakap.

“Orang kata semangatnya dia bila orang nak kasi duit kat dia.”

“Hey, Marco. You can speak Malay ah? Aiyoh, why you waste time speaking in English? My tounge belit-belit already,” BROKEN sungguh!!!

Mamat kat talian tepuk dahi. Apa ke slow Sara ni!

“Sara ni abang la!!!” Hakim perbetulkan suaranya. Penat tadi dok pretend jadi Mat British.

“Eh, since when la you jadi my abang? Stop it la…”

“Woi, kau mengarut apa ni Sara. Ni abang la. Abang Hakim. Your biological brother..!” Hakim terang lagi.

“Abang Hakim. Yeah rite. You kidding me.” Sara tak caye.

“Mende plak aku kidding. Ini betul-betul… bukan cobaan…” Hakim kata lagak macam cerita Pendekar Bujang lapok.

“Prove it.”

“I know one of your passwords.”

“Say it.”

“Password.” How LAME is that? Uh.

Dang! It’s abang. Of course he knows one of my passwords, dia yang tolong buatkan orang punye first emel address. Haha.

“So it is Abang Akim.”

“Yup, adikku sayang…”

“Aauwww…” rendah ton suara Sara. Macam sedih je.

“Why I can’t call eh? Forget me already eh?”

“No lah.”

“Then?”

“My dream to get a free ticket to UK has ruined.”

“Ek eleh. You’ll go to UK someday, don’t worry.”

“I can’t believe you were pretending to be A Senior Manager of somewhat company. Memberi harapan palsu!!!”

“And I can’t believe you were really wanting that money even though it wasn’t for you. Ish ish ish..”

“Sape tak nak kan?” Hakim hanya gelak. Sara ni..

“Apa mimpi malam tadi sampai call ni?” Soal Sara sarkastik. Ceh.

“Mimpi rindu.”

“Jiwang-ness la plak.”

“Ha ahlah. What was I thinking kan? So how’s life?”

“Same je. Nothing unusual I guess.”

“Oh yeah, siapa Adli?” Kantoi sebut nama Adli tadi. Ahah.

“Oh, Adli.. dia some sort of jerk yang sangat urghh. You know what I’m saying.”

“Jerklah sangat kan…” Sara sila tukar TOPIC!

“So how’s UK? Winter dah ke?” yelah dah nak masuk hujung tahun. Nak gak tau

“Not yet tapi coming soon. It’s getting cold but not so cold la. Angin sepoi-sepoi bahasa gitu. Masih boleh keluar tanpa memakai baju berlapis-lapis.”

“Wahh.., nanti pos salji sekotak besar eh.”

“Asal?”

“Nak buat stok ABC UK kat rumah.” LOL.

“Eh tak mahal ke call nih?” Sara soal.

“Alah, sekali sekala. Apa salahnya.” Sara senyum. 3 saat pause.

“So.. do you miss me.?” Tak malu tanya orang rindu dia. Huhu.

“Erm.. let see. Of course la like a lot. Where have you been, I thought you had forgotten about me. So mean laa…”

“Sorry la. Busy la lately. Sorry ye, adikku.”

“Sorry’s not good enough.” Ceh, tittle lagu la plak.

“What do I do then?” eh, soalan cepu mas. Ni masa nak tuntut barang-barang yang diidamkan.

“Buy me something special la.”

“Name it.”

“Banyak sangat.”

“Satu je.”

“Cannot la.”

“Kalau tak abang beli pemadam je. It looks special to me though.”

“Ada pulak pemadam. Berlambak la pemadam kat Malaysia.”

“Spesifik kan barang tu boleh.?”

“Fine jap. Orang nak fikir dulu.” Otak ligat berfikir.

“Teddy bear la. Yang comel-comel eh.”

“Comel macam abang akim ke?” Perasan la mamat yang duduk kat UK ni. Haila.

“Ye, comel macam abang akim.” Bodek oi bodek.

“Tapi kalau boleh nak handsome macam Fernando Torres.” Nakal.

Demand lebih adik aku ni.

“Alright.” Hakim agree.

“Thanks.” A big grin.

“No problem. Then you have to wait till I come back la. Lebih kurang setahun setengah akan datang. AHHA.” Hakim gelak evil.

“URGH. Darn it. Takpelah. As long as you buy what I’ve wanted then I’ll wait.”

“Good. So listen, dengar teka teki ni. Why is six afraid of seven?”

“Why on earth six is afraid of seven? It’s just numbers for crying out loud.”

“Deyh, minachi. Think outside the box la… nama pun teka teki. Don’t ask question. Just answer it.”

“Okay… okay.. I’m thinking…”

“You have one minute..”

“No pressure…”

“58 seconds left..”

“50 seconds.. tik tok..”

“Ohh.., shhhh.. don’t pressure me.” Tegas Sara. Orang nak fikir la!

“Surrender. Apa jawapan?” Sara mengaku kalah. Malas lah nak fikir. Mesti jawapan tak logic.

“The answer for this teka teki; why six is afraid of seven… is because Seven Ate (eight) Nine Ten. Hehe. Get it?”

“What the…” ok. Fine teka teki. Redha je lah dengan apa jawapan dia.

“GOTCHA!” :P

p.s this entry is quite like the product of boringness and lame-ness. i guess. ahah. but wat the heck enjoy je la. ;) really appreciate it.